I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What did we do last night that was yellow?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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