your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
