pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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