What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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