i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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