The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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