So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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