The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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