Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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