That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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