I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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