..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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