my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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