Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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