We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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