And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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