Whod you bang
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
my liver is dry heaving
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