I hope mine doesn't look like that
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You dont lie about slip and slides
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
there is glitter all over my balls
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
