"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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