and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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