i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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