I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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