finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
