your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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