Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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