I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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