would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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