absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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