i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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