Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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