i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I pour the whiskey from now on
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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