Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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