shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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