You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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