Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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