i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
True strength comes from lack of pants
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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