Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
