I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You smell like stripper and shame
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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