I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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