i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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