doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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