I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im holly from the hills drunk
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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