do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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