i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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