Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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