I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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