So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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