dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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