Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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