so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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