My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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