"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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