Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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