Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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